he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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