in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
