Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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