ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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