We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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