is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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