that's an acceptable place to lick
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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