On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So squirting runs in the family.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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