I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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