I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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