We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
its liver damage thursday
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