party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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