she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Randomize
