That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
