I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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