you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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