their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just threw up on my dentist
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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