Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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