Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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