So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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