FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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