quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was born a porn star she said
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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