Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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