Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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