So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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