Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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