When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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