quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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