do herpes really smell.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
