sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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