I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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