Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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