I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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