You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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