On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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