do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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