Having a random hookup so left but love u
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Randomize