it hurts more in the daytime
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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