she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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