I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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