So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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