I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
