belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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