saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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