I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I look better un-naked...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
