I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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