just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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