i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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