sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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