Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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