remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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