the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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