going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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