I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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