brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She told me I should be a condom model.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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