So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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