So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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