I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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